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Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…
Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…
lil wood
lil wood
Gotta catch ’em all.
Gotta catch ’em all.
Self feeding fire will keep you warm alll night loong.
Self feeding fire will keep you warm alll night loong.
My greatest fear
My greatest fear
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
Almost saw a vampire on my morning walk.
Almost saw a vampire on my morning walk.
I feel mislead.
I feel mislead.
Canadian Snow Syrup
Canadian Snow Syrup
#BanChildren
#BanChildren
Purely Professional
Purely Professional
Before alarm clocks were affordable, ‘knocker-ups’ were used to wake people early in the morning. UK, around 1900
Before alarm clocks were affordable, ‘knocker-ups’ were used to wake people early in the morning. UK, around 1900
I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money
I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money
Mash it.
Mash it.
Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940
Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940
Persistence+is+paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
Kevin+was+ahead+of+the+isolation+curve.
Kevin was ahead of the isolation curve.
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You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
Let+them+eat.
Let them eat.
Circa+1940
Circa 1940
NUNS+ROLL+OUT
NUNS ROLL OUT
Thanks+I+hate+them+all.
Thanks I hate them all.
She%26%238217%3Bs+better+at+listening+than+telling+jokes%26%238230%3B
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
Kentucky+health+workers+received+sanitizer+from+the+local+distilleries.+A+fine+year+of+Jim+Beam+Suntory.
Kentucky health workers received sanitizer from the local distilleries. A fine year of Jim Beam Suntory.
Works+about+a+quarter+of+the+time.
Works about a quarter of the time.