sliding into his arms

GPS: Geographical Pizza Senders

jack lantern

eating seating

“the celtics are arising…”

bedtime zones

maryland has “lamethrowers” instead

hot chocolate changeups

i’m debbie down

kitty twister

well, only once…

ken-osha violation

generation violation

plz we don’t need more problems

5$00 footlong

if+you+set+your+toaster+on+fire%2C+you+should+probably+just+order+in+every+meal
if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal
japan+rewards+employees+who+don%26%238217%3Bt+smoke.+would+this+work+where+you+live%3F
japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?
phrasing+matters
phrasing matters
you+should+have+just+bought+snacks%21
you should have just bought snacks!
Join the conversation
his+name+was+close+enough
his name was close enough
it+happens+to+the+best+of+us+%26%238216%3Blil+dude.
it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.
only+after+having+a+really+stressful+monday%2C+so+52+weeks+out+of+the+year.+rough+estimate
only after having a really stressful monday, so 52 weeks out of the year. rough estimate
fine%2C+i%26%238217%3Bll+do+it+myself%21
fine, i’ll do it myself!
let%26%238217%3Bs+hear+about+your+love+lives+via+literature%21
let’s hear about your love lives via literature!
tour+de+france+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+follow+the+rules+of+the+road
tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road
there%26%238217%3Bs+a+very+limited+window+between+an+omelet+and+scrambled+eggs
there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs
wife+created+sign+to+let+neighbors+know+that+new+grass+was+on+the+way
wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way