daylight stealing time

guess that pizza is of note

anyone wanna irl podcast later

the eagle always faces forward

baby love

surprison!

ignore the neighsayers

a sign of the times

hip with it

this wine is kinda testy

A plague-erism

bill mort-gains

giraphic consequences

toying with dog owners

from gaslighting to masslighting

It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Join the conversation
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Paper+snowflakes%2C+a+guide.
Paper snowflakes, a guide.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.