braking point

venting frustrations

Link(ed)In Logs

resident artist

tortilla villain

fir-niture

“I have smites in my apartment”

subsurface splattering

pave robber

test(la)ing the waters

toilet trouble

making histormeme

courting is in session

when you swallow watermelon seeds

cardinal sin

it%26%238217%3Bs+not+lying%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+culinary+branding
it’s not lying, it’s culinary branding
Hydrate%2C+ye+crusty+knave
Hydrate, ye crusty knave
home+is+where+the+fur+sticks
home is where the fur sticks
miss+u+but+in+a+cool+way
miss u but in a cool way
Join the conversation
bad+idea%2C+worse+plan%2C+let%26%238217%3Bs+go
bad idea, worse plan, let’s go
victory+felt%26%238230%3B+morally+questionable
victory felt… morally questionable
That+delivery+guy+has+seen+things.
That delivery guy has seen things.
100%25+sure+I+need+an+adultier+adult
100% sure I need an adultier adult
will+reply+when+reality+loads
will reply when reality loads
memory+with+a+little+kick
memory with a little kick
jingle+jaws
jingle jaws
Mudslide+Mocha
Mudslide Mocha