courting is in session

when you swallow watermelon seeds

cardinal sin

accident-proof

cat-astrophe

pro-ster

guard-en of eatin’

stuffed christ pizza

dunkin’ do-nots

santa’s claws

dishing it out

american’t

heiroglyph-thiccs

eur delusional

it’s nerf or nothing

welp%2C+looks+like+i%26%238217%3Bm+not+getting+sleep+tonight
welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight
i+read+that+in+his+voice+and+now+I%26%238217%3Bm+crying%2C+too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
and+now+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+look+to+my+left
and now I can’t look to my left
committing+this+to+memory
committing this to memory
Join the conversation
i+ride+it+on+the+parade+route
i ride it on the parade route
what+is+this+sorcery
what is this sorcery
is+this+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+scariest+spider%3F
is this the world’s scariest spider?
the+milk+crate+challenge
the milk crate challenge
I+think+i%26%238217%3Bm+hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
i+really+want+a+donut+now
i really want a donut now
modern+problem+solving
modern problem solving
don%26%238217%3Bt+drink+milk+and+drive
don’t drink milk and drive