tortilla villain

fir-niture

“I have smites in my apartment”

subsurface splattering

pave robber

test(la)ing the waters

toilet trouble

making histormeme

courting is in session

when you swallow watermelon seeds

cardinal sin

accident-proof

cat-astrophe

pro-ster

guard-en of eatin’

What+sorcery+is+this%3F
What sorcery is this?
That%26%238217%3Bs+one+way+to+spend+some+money.
That’s one way to spend some money.
Grans+are+born+that+way.
Grans are born that way.
It+checks+out%26%238230%3B
It checks out…
Join the conversation
Don%26%238217%3Bt+fight+it%26%238230%3B
Don’t fight it…
Theremin+players+are+comedians%2C+too.
Theremin players are comedians, too.
That+seems+about+right%26%238230%3B
That seems about right…
Never+forget.
Never forget.
Helical+model+showing+the+motion+of+the+sun%2C+planet+earth+and+the+moon
Helical model showing the motion of the sun, planet earth and the moon
Mr.+Burns+cosplay
Mr. Burns cosplay
Do+you+even+mind%3F
Do you even mind?
Wuhan%2C+China+city+officials+use+dirt+to+block+roads.
Wuhan, China city officials use dirt to block roads.