why you don’t bottle things up

golden shower

X marks the spot

bedridden

wasting time works!

baller move

you get what you pay, pal

commute compute rebuke

alien ad-van-ces

one final gig(gle)

unikitty

loco locale

pikture perfect

lager logger

friendzohned

I+think+I+nailed+the+technical+interview%26%238230%3B
I think I nailed the technical interview…
Everyone+loves+a+sticker.
Everyone loves a sticker.
Salamander+master+race.
Salamander master race.
Obey+the+penguin+of+dissolusionment%26%238230%3B
Obey the penguin of dissolusionment…
Join the conversation
Tell+him+you+have+no+business+being+a+parent+and+let+them+both+alone.
Tell him you have no business being a parent and let them both alone.
That+is+NOT+the+pizza+cutter+you%26%238217%3Bre+looking+for%26%238230%3B
That is NOT the pizza cutter you’re looking for…
You%26%238217%3Bve+just+undone+my+entire+co-pay.
You’ve just undone my entire co-pay.
Words.
Words.
Me+and+my+murder+crew.
Me and my murder crew.
One+of+us.+One+of+us%26%238230%3B
One of us. One of us…
I%26%238217%3Bd+celebrate%2C+but+that+seems+too+rational.
I’d celebrate, but that seems too rational.
A+circus+in+Germany+is+using+Holograms+instead+of+live+animals.+%23bringbacktupac
A circus in Germany is using Holograms instead of live animals. #bringbacktupac