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writing emails like this from now on

Fish tank.
Fish tank.
Just because.
Just because.
And then…
And then…
Not again…
Not again…
Do you know how to make these?
Do you know how to make these?
Anti-joke chicken strikes again.
Anti-joke chicken strikes again.
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
If you took every twilight fan and laid them end to end…
Carry on.
Carry on.
This is how we do it.
This is how we do it.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Procrastinator?
Procrastinator?
Worst dinner guest ever.
Worst dinner guest ever.
Stan the nervous horse.
Stan the nervous horse.
The truth about optimism.
The truth about optimism.
You will never win.
You will never win.
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
True+story.
True story.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
Join the conversation
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Words.
Words.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.