He’s hired and he can work here as long as he wants.
An ancient guide to girding your loins.
Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument
We hates it!
My kind of hangover.
Oktoberfest is among us.
Kitty kisses are the best.
Japan gets all the good KitKat’s… æ‚²ã—ã„é¡” :/
Teach them young.
Sometimes I have this conversation with myself
Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.
We must protect the baby.
Watching us from above like a proper shit hawk. RIP John Dunsworth
I crave the midnight sausage.
THAT’S WHERE THE MONEY AT BABY
stephen fry knows what’s up
I’m Sorry, What?
I Understand this on a Spiritual Level
English Syntax Is Complicated
Join the conversation
They are so fluffy
Hey Republicans, I’ll make you a deal
Which house would you choose?
When God made the oceans
Porkchop Deserves A Big Hug
Here’s How To Build A Hobbit House
My mom has been paying $24/mo for 14 years for absolutely no reason