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get it buuurd

get it buuurd
instant lava simulator
instant lava simulator
root cause? me. always me.
root cause? me. always me.
she’s full of lies and nuggets
she’s full of lies and nuggets
half human, half rotisserie chicken
half human, half rotisserie chicken
momming: the ultimate sea-soned sport
momming: the ultimate sea-soned sport
give me mars!
give me mars!
those legs? illegal in five countries
those legs? illegal in five countries
smells like genius… and melted wire
smells like genius… and melted wire
emotionally hungry, not physically
emotionally hungry, not physically
dying inside, glowing outside
dying inside, glowing outside
swim? no thanks, i’m decor
swim? no thanks, i’m decor
left with depression and cat gifs
left with depression and cat gifs
just girly things… with dad’s face
just girly things… with dad’s face
90% chance of flying bins
90% chance of flying bins
45 degrees of inner monologue
45 degrees of inner monologue
i%26%238217%3Bve+made+a+terrible+mistake
i’ve made a terrible mistake
free+jack
free jack
the+three+types+of+showers
the three types of showers
the+honk+steals+eyebrows
the honk steals eyebrows
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fed+to+the+rules+and+you+hit+the+ground+running
fed to the rules and you hit the ground running
rip+ipod
rip ipod
petting+a+dog+while+consoling+a+child+before+starting+a+fight
petting a dog while consoling a child before starting a fight
choose+your+nickname
choose your nickname
make+sure+she+can+hear+you
make sure she can hear you
how+to+avoid+a+ticket
how to avoid a ticket
good+enough
good enough
get+dressed+like+winnie+the+pooh
get dressed like winnie the pooh