Do a good turn daily.
Have a very Bob Ross Easter
When you gotta fever, use the Walken cooler.
This embarrasses the dog.
‘I would view it as something that just surprised the whole world’ – The Real Donald Trump, probably.
Carl Sagan, everyone.
*pays taxes anyway*
Karen, is that you?
Internet connection is a public utility.
Greenland wins the pandemic.
Maggie Smith, through the ages.
He might actually have an idea…
Gotta have that new iPhone though…
The Dead Kennedy’s were ahead of their time, circus 1985.
…but look how united they are!