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birds are everywhere

birds are everywhere
Summoning kitty.
Summoning kitty.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer…
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer…
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
This child wins life.
This child wins life.
Keep your receipts.
Keep your receipts.
A tribute to cheese.
A tribute to cheese.
I love burrito.
I love burrito.
How to mess with Wal-Mart.
How to mess with Wal-Mart.
Over half of all marriages fail.
Over half of all marriages fail.
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
Thoughts on tipping.
Thoughts on tipping.
Hitting the nail on the head.
Hitting the nail on the head.
In case nobody told you today…
In case nobody told you today…
Words I live by.
Words I live by.
Got+a+souvenir+from+the+museum%26%238230%3B+%23dadjokes
Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes
I+would+read+this+science+fiction.
I would read this science fiction.
No+matter%3B+Ben+had+a+time+machine.
No matter; Ben had a time machine.
%26%238216%3BExcuse+me%2C+sir.%26%238217%3B
‘Excuse me, sir.’
Join the conversation
Taking+5%2C000+ducks+for+a+walk+to+the+local+pond.
Taking 5,000 ducks for a walk to the local pond.
Goddammit+Brenda.
Goddammit Brenda.
InDiViSibLe
InDiViSibLe
Yeah%2C+we+not+giving+that+back%26%238230%3B+but+you+can+borrow+it.
Yeah, we not giving that back… but you can borrow it.
Klementinium+library+in+Prague
Klementinium library in Prague
When+the+candy+bin+keeps+calling+your+name%26%238230%3B
When the candy bin keeps calling your name…
%26%238216%3BTee+hee+hee+they+have+no+idea%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Alien%2C+probably
‘Tee hee hee they have no idea’ – Alien, probably
Bread+alignment+chart
Bread alignment chart