Bananas and eggs
I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.
In an alternate universe.
I will luv him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and call him george.
Know your role.
Laughing so hard…
Your dad’s been under a lot of pressure lately.
How to make $1.
Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…
Unicorns are jerks.
The litter tray is empty again!
The world without us.
It’s a bird! It’s a plane!