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Napoleon Born2party.
Napoleon Born2party.
English as a second language… *twitch*
English as a second language… *twitch*
Drive to work, work to drive.
Drive to work, work to drive.
Steven Colbert and Steve Carrel sing National Anthem
Steven Colbert and Steve Carrel sing National Anthem
Will you help me hide a body?
Will you help me hide a body?
Words.
Words.
This was outside my history professor’s office.
This was outside my history professor’s office.
Text me when you get home.
Text me when you get home.
How I feel standing vs sitting.
How I feel standing vs sitting.
Welcome to the real world.
Welcome to the real world.
Dr. House recommended!
Dr. House recommended!
My favorite band!
My favorite band!
Thought of the week at Microsoft
Thought of the week at Microsoft
Some stories stay with us forever.
Some stories stay with us forever.
20 creepy things to whisper in her ear.
20 creepy things to whisper in her ear.
You+usually+do+end+up+having+fun%2C+ya+goof.
You usually do end up having fun, ya goof.
Apparently+you+can+buy+sriracha+buy+the+pound.
Apparently you can buy sriracha buy the pound.
Blow+up+your+TV.
Blow up your TV.
Ricky+saw+the+impending+shit+storm+all+along%26%238230%3B
Ricky saw the impending shit storm all along…
Join the conversation
Giraffi+need+calcium%2C+too.
Giraffi need calcium, too.
A+gaggle+of+Karen%26%238217%3Bs
A gaggle of Karen’s
%2Agets+tested+on+demand%2A
*gets tested on demand*
Suddenly+pangwang.
Suddenly pangwang.
Hey+we+could+try+that+instead+of+putting+bump+strips+under+bridges%2C+maybe.
Hey we could try that instead of putting bump strips under bridges, maybe.
The+bees+are+keeping+secrets%26%238230%3B
The bees are keeping secrets…
It%26%238217%3Bs+Alphabetical%2C+if+you%26%238217%3Bll+believe+that.
It’s Alphabetical, if you’ll believe that.
Lock+them+out.
Lock them out.