you have a dirty mind if…

I will care for you, tiny human.

I will care for you, tiny human.

Have we fixed this yet?

Have we fixed this yet?

And I took that personally.

And I took that personally.

I’ll be back… with medical assistance.

I’ll be back… with medical assistance.

Amazon’s finest

Amazon’s finest

First Mars rover image sent back to Earth

First Mars rover image sent back to Earth

…look at all them real boys.

…look at all them real boys.

Thanks madre…

Thanks madre…

Find something worth smiling about.

Find something worth smiling about.

He thought his cat loved him…

He thought his cat loved him…

It took me a bit to figure out…

It took me a bit to figure out…

Draw the curtains, dear.

Draw the curtains, dear.

Just checking…

Just checking…

Nevermore, motherclucker

Nevermore, motherclucker

Now that’s what I call a sync…

Now that’s what I call a sync…