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Your dad is the cutest electrician.
Your dad is the cutest electrician.
I guess I’m a vampire now…
I guess I’m a vampire now…
Release the hounds.
Release the hounds.
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
Eye placement is important.
Eye placement is important.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
She can do better.
She can do better.
The duck is a lie.
The duck is a lie.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
What a mogul!
What a mogul!
Guess whooo?
Guess whooo?
Don’t worry about me, actually.
Don’t worry about me, actually.
360º door slam.
360º door slam.
We call it the lazy river.
We call it the lazy river.
Kittens and their interdimensional twins.
Kittens and their interdimensional twins.
Tyranothorus
Tyranothorus
We%26%238217%3Bre+all+one+big+family%21
We’re all one big family!
Life+could+be+worse%2C+Calvin.
Life could be worse, Calvin.
Banned+Grey+Poupon+Ad
Banned Grey Poupon Ad
Join the conversation
Remember+to+put+the+glass+down.
Remember to put the glass down.
Oink+oink+bitches.
Oink oink bitches.
Starbucks+Gold.
Starbucks Gold.
Ideal+child.
Ideal child.
Saving+your+pet+with+CPR.
Saving your pet with CPR.
A+snail+eating+a+blade+of+grass.
A snail eating a blade of grass.
Stephen+Hawking+and+John+Oliver
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver
Gets+me+every+time.
Gets me every time.