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fed to the rules and you hit the ground running
fed to the rules and you hit the ground running
unlimited power!!!
unlimited power!!!
earth jumped the shark
earth jumped the shark
roomba on the run!
roomba on the run!
the inspiration for chip ‘n dale
the inspiration for chip ‘n dale
good enough
good enough
i’ve made a terrible mistake
i’ve made a terrible mistake
now accepting applications
now accepting applications
get dressed like winnie the pooh
get dressed like winnie the pooh
the honk steals eyebrows
the honk steals eyebrows
free jack
free jack
the power of monopoly
the power of monopoly
the three types of showers
the three types of showers
mystery bale
mystery bale
rice fixes everything
rice fixes everything
I+could+embroider+this+poetry.
I could embroider this poetry.
I+could+read+a+gaggle+of+books+here.
I could read a gaggle of books here.
The+burden+of+wisdom.
The burden of wisdom.
Dyson+has+taken+control+of+Azkaban.
Dyson has taken control of Azkaban.
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We+don%26%238217%3Bt+give+the+pigeons+enough+credit.
We don’t give the pigeons enough credit.
A+girl+and+her+cat%2C+England%2C+WWII.%2C+circish+1940
A girl and her cat, England, WWII., circish 1940
It+would%26%238217%3Bve+been+Terrific+Value+if+it+did%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+He+Whomst+Must+Not+Be+Named
It would’ve been Terrific Value if it did… – He Whomst Must Not Be Named
Worth+it+%26%238211%3B+every+grammar+nazi+everywhere.
Worth it – every grammar nazi everywhere.
Birds+visiting+humans+stuck+in+cages.
Birds visiting humans stuck in cages.
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+crotchless+masks+were+a+thing.
I didn’t realize crotchless masks were a thing.
TRANSFORMER+TIME
TRANSFORMER TIME
Free.+Will+deliver.
Free. Will deliver.