you really need to grab the reader’s attention

Monsters. each and every one

Monsters. each and every one

And the kid went along with it, “yep, it’s totally saturday today.”

And the kid went along with it, “yep, it’s totally saturday today.”

i loaf you

There’s no cheese in the upper peninsula. That’s the reason.

There’s no cheese in the upper peninsula. That’s the reason.

big geology

take a look, in a f*cking book

take a look, in a f*cking book

You have no idea how much i wish this was true

You have no idea how much i wish this was true

pianos are heavy

pianos are heavy

space cadet pinball was my jam

space cadet pinball was my jam

I’m voting for Max

I’m voting for Max

food art

zoom zoom zoom

So no interview then?

So no interview then?

synonym buns

Raise your hand if you remember these

Raise your hand if you remember these