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“you want me to BEND?!?! Good sir I am a knee!”

not me? classic main character energy
not me? classic main character energy
Doggy heaven: where squirrels go to lose their nuts
Doggy heaven: where squirrels go to lose their nuts
“i’m emotionally prepared to marry a pixel now”
“i’m emotionally prepared to marry a pixel now”
no thoughts, just happy slime
no thoughts, just happy slime
Ego-nometry: calculating your place in the galaxy
Ego-nometry: calculating your place in the galaxy
The chosen one. Literally.
The chosen one. Literally.
when you swing into another realm
when you swing into another realm
If it’s urgent, send a raven
If it’s urgent, send a raven
“oh no, it’s fine, I just milked the goat and built a bread oven”
“oh no, it’s fine, I just milked the goat and built a bread oven”
we walked, twerked, then moonwalked
we walked, twerked, then moonwalked
Mash-terpiece moment
Mash-terpiece moment
running Excel like it’s Skyrim
running Excel like it’s Skyrim
Ruff justice.
Ruff justice.
born before memes, still vibin
born before memes, still vibin
she thought ‘close enough’ and left
she thought ‘close enough’ and left
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+good+thing%2C+trust.
It’s a good thing, trust.
O+R+B+is+life.
O R B is life.
It+was+a+good+night.
It was a good night.
It+really+doge+be+like+that%26%238230%3B
It really doge be like that…
Join the conversation
When+aunties+proselyte.
When aunties proselyte.
I+mean%2C+a+bed+is+a+bed.
I mean, a bed is a bed.
Snowman+1%2C+Driver+0
Snowman 1, Driver 0
Maybe+just+walk+up+and+introduce+yourself%3F
Maybe just walk up and introduce yourself?
He+just+really+loves+his+job%26%238230%3B
He just really loves his job…
Are+you+seeing+what+I%26%238217%3Bm+seeing%3F
Are you seeing what I’m seeing?
The+first+born+is+always+a+little+iffy%26%238230%3B
The first born is always a little iffy…
My+bank+account+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+agree%2C+but+my+heart+is+happy.
My bank account doesn’t agree, but my heart is happy.