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Why Disney!?
Why Disney!?
Homer gets it
Homer gets it
Hey Carl… what’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Hey Carl… what’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Why the original Jurassic Park didn’t suck.
Why the original Jurassic Park didn’t suck.
It’s certainly possible to be both correct and dead.
It’s certainly possible to be both correct and dead.
Oh salad… You so silly
Oh salad… You so silly
USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74) steams through the Straits of Hormuz
USS John C. Stennis (CVN 74) steams through the Straits of Hormuz
Brace yourselves: 2015 is coming!
Brace yourselves: 2015 is coming!
Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln
Heart surgery.
Heart surgery.
Stephen Fry doesn’t mess around
Stephen Fry doesn’t mess around
Stop calling Justin Bieber gay
Stop calling Justin Bieber gay
Back when Spongebob was good.
Back when Spongebob was good.
Kim Jong Fabulous
Kim Jong Fabulous
You’re going to kill me aren’t you?
You’re going to kill me aren’t you?
Those+who+don%26%238217%3Bt+study+history%26%238230%3B
Those who don’t study history…
Would+you+wear+socks+if+you+had+no+feet%3F
Would you wear socks if you had no feet?
Fatniss%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+scared%21
Fatniss, I’m scared!
Abandoned+psychiatric+hospital+art.
Abandoned psychiatric hospital art.
Join the conversation
My+boss+gave+me+this+during+my+yearly+review.
My boss gave me this during my yearly review.
Now+you+know%26%238230%3B
Now you know…
Darn+cats.
Darn cats.
Why+Justin+Bieber+probably+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+do+marijuana
Why Justin Bieber probably doesn’t do marijuana
How+I+deal+with+breakups.
How I deal with breakups.
Re-watching+this+recently%2C+still+so+good.
Re-watching this recently, still so good.
Pureblood+through+and+through.
Pureblood through and through.
I%26%238217%3Bm+looking+forward+to+Fall.
I’m looking forward to Fall.