your phone always knows

*dons tinfoil hat*

Is this thing up for grabs?

Local newspaper has a full page of cats for wrapping paper. Online news can’t compete with that.

Time to use a new email

Stretchy cat, stretchy cat, what are they feeding you…?

When doctors do visible damage.

No? Just me?

M’large lady.

It’s Mr. Manager to you, gran.

Has advertising gone too far?

Batter up.

The Math is right…

The Batman we deserved.

Yes please, actually.

Ted kills.