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he had exactly one to give
he had exactly one to give
men don’t start drama, they start wars
men don’t start drama, they start wars
congratulations steak
congratulations steak
but tax breaks!
but tax breaks!
when that spatula breaks i don’t know what i’m going to do
when that spatula breaks i don’t know what i’m going to do
diabolical
diabolical
ikea called the no fun police
ikea called the no fun police
if i stare, it will stop ringing faster
if i stare, it will stop ringing faster
it’s the same movie
it’s the same movie
dracula’s secret
dracula’s secret
Dave is a leader, not a teacher
Dave is a leader, not a teacher
that new sponge feeling
that new sponge feeling
he quack. he attack
he quack. he attack
play or pass?
play or pass?
blow out the speakers
blow out the speakers
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
Join the conversation
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
Can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+trolling+or+stupid.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
Words.
Words.
Words.
Words.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…