Words to live by

When guys have better hair than their girlfriends.

Goodbye, old friend… you’ve served us well enough I guess.

Party at the summit of a pyramid – Life Magazine

A strong, independent dog who don’t need no best friend.

RIP in peace. (Alfred counts as family, right?)

Gardening is brutal.

Visualizing the speed difference between a 747, SR-71 Blackbird, and New Horizons.

Chinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Before and after he called them beautiful.

Sometimes prison is a reasonable alternative.

You man now.

The more ethical the country, the longer the wait.

Fellow queer folk

Can you spot the Baron Caterpillar?

Bob’s a breather…