How do you do?

How do you do?

both. bring both inside

both. bring both inside

i appreciate the attention

i appreciate the attention

they face the sun for a reason

they face the sun for a reason

he refused to quit

he refused to quit

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

this can only end in hilarity

this can only end in hilarity

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

gonz… oh no…

gonz… oh no…

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

we are not alone in the universe

we are not alone in the universe

dads are so embarrassing

dads are so embarrassing

when will society learn?

when will society learn?

and then there’s jeff bezos…

and then there’s jeff bezos…