Me in real life

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

Well, it was worth a try.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

To cucumber is to human.

We call it the toe crusher.

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

I would read this book.

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

Look for the helpers.

This sums up the problem nicely.

v o t e

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

This is a win win, win situation.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985