Now that I’m trying to diet….

Now that I'm trying to diet....

there is no middle ground

there is no middle ground

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

goosebumps, but for adults

goosebumps, but for adults

be your own worst enemy

be your own worst enemy

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

this guy gets it

this guy gets it

there’s a reason fans follow my page

there’s a reason fans follow my page

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

the simple dog life

the simple dog life

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

may the comedic force be with you

may the comedic force be with you

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

this dolphin has had enough of your bs