As someone who grew up socially awkward and is now getting the silent treatment from my wife.

As someone who grew up socially awkward and is now getting the silent treatment from my wife.

It’s too damn high!

It’s too damn high!

NASA’s Juno spacecraft captured this view of Jupiter’s red spot

NASA’s Juno spacecraft captured this view of Jupiter’s red spot

Summoning Ja.

What if God was one of us?

What if God was one of us?

It doesn’t have to be written like this.

It doesn’t have to be written like this.

Never trust a child.

Never trust a child.

Via Twitter for iPhone

Via Twitter for iPhone

This is how you get stabbed.

This is how you get stabbed.

Not the mamma.

Alexa, order more cheese.

Alexa, order more cheese.

#FreeTinkerbell

#FreeTinkerbell

Start the plaaaaaaane

Start the plaaaaaaane

Always love the bees, though.

Always love the bees, though.

You know it’s true…

You know it’s true…

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