God bless you human.

time to cry!

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

such a misunderstood creature

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

i should have texted instead

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

classic carrie bradshaw

spitting venom

how it started vs how it’s going

beer science

what every kid wants for christmas

yes, please