I hate you, you’re not my real ladder!
Darth Vader is such a sentimental sap!
they had so much to catch up on!
cat pranks hooman
it’s a malaphor
exactly how i feel every time
they’re both full of shit
Ireland wouldn’t stand a chance
do you even lift, bird?
gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down
is there another option?
revenge is a dish best served deconstructed
if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool
when your lack of self modesty bites you in the ass
Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?
i believe it
The American Dream is alive and well.
This. I need this in my mouth.
What women see vs. what men see.
Join the conversation
Cool toaster is cool.
Dr. Who Tardis trashcan.
Life hack: How to use an elevator without stopping.
I don’t like birthdays anymore…
Jimmy Kimmel presents the iPhone 5.
How wealthy people laugh.
How I feel about kids today.