I think I’m failing Spanish.

just keep swimming

a sacrifice to the lego gods

sometimes tough love is necessary, just not with a pipe

an excellent reason to turn down an employment opportunity. respect goes both ways

what was that? sorry, my brain went on an adventure

it’s been a really chalupoh no of a week

Think you can do better than me? prove it! The submit button is back!

or just put the phone down and go to sleep

bought by purina, no doubt

there’s always someone waiting to tell you you’re wrong

jenny’s number. i got it!

legalize it

i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow

On display at gripsholm castle, this is the former pet lion of king frederick i, who had it very poorly taxidermized after its death

nothing. carry on