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Best things in life:

Best things in life:
Words.
Words.
Truth.
Truth.
Virgin coconut water.
Virgin coconut water.
Trolling from prison.
Trolling from prison.
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
You’re like a drug to me.
You’re like a drug to me.
The Jurassic Period.
The Jurassic Period.
Words.
Words.
Words.
Words.
Close enough…
Close enough…
15 years ago vs. today.
15 years ago vs. today.
Pope Vader.
Pope Vader.
No no no no cat.
No no no no cat.
Corn maze for blondes.
Corn maze for blondes.
The power of bacon.
The power of bacon.
I+would+watch+this+series.
I would watch this series.
The+Bulgarians+are+not+to+be+provoked.
The Bulgarians are not to be provoked.
The+sneeze+of+companionship.
The sneeze of companionship.
LOL+IT+IS+DISMISSED
LOL IT IS DISMISSED
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A+picture+of+the+President+of+Russia+looking+at+the+next+President+of+Russia
A picture of the President of Russia looking at the next President of Russia
I+mean%2C+she%26%238217%3Bs+got+my+vote%26%238230%3B
I mean, she’s got my vote…
German+engineering+is+not+to+be+messed+with.
German engineering is not to be messed with.
Dads+are+jokers.
Dads are jokers.
We%26%238217%3Bre+keeping+it+warm+for+us%26%238230%3B
We’re keeping it warm for us…
Yeah+I%26%238217%3Bd+be+anti-vac+ban+too%26%238230%3B
Yeah I’d be anti-vac ban too…
Eat+all+of+the+Raspbaby+Yoda+pie%2C+I+will.
Eat all of the Raspbaby Yoda pie, I will.
I+was+told+it+was+illegal%26%238230%3B
I was told it was illegal…