cough

*cough*

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

miracle dog

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

both need to go out at least twice a day

both need to go out at least twice a day

post malone wants everyone to feel loved

post malone wants everyone to feel loved

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

and now so do i

and now so do i

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

you know the move

you know the move

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain

I love falling asleep to the sound of rain