Classic Garth

To cucumber is to human.

Lorde raise me up.

I didn’t realize dogs could join Antifa.

Hold the line…

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.

This sums up the problem nicely.

Light it up, Chad.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

Just keeping an eye on enemy movement…

This is a win win, win situation.