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How it feels getting a job these days.

How it feels getting a job these days.
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broke but brewed and bougie
broke but brewed and bougie
now love me from over there, thanks
now love me from over there, thanks
Insert pacifier to enter sleep mode
Insert pacifier to enter sleep mode
this summer… the woods bite back
this summer… the woods bite back
went in oinkin’, came out orcin’
went in oinkin’, came out orcin’
gently sobs in millennial
gently sobs in millennial
fast? no. furious? absolutely
fast? no. furious? absolutely
the fit says vacation, the brain says genius
the fit says vacation, the brain says genius
Roaring through the glass ceiling
Roaring through the glass ceiling
asked for comfort, got a studio apartment
asked for comfort, got a studio apartment
eyes said “marry me,” stomach said “now”
eyes said “marry me,” stomach said “now”
brain: “that info looked optional”
brain: “that info looked optional”
doctors hate him: lives inside screen now
doctors hate him: lives inside screen now
love language? citrus surgery
love language? citrus surgery
tweet me never, feather friend
tweet me never, feather friend
If+You+Ever+Want+A+Good+Quote
If You Ever Want A Good Quote
I+can+see+this+being+true
I can see this being true
What+it+means+to+be+an+American
What it means to be an American
Nooo+Spidey+%3A%2F
Nooo Spidey :/
Join the conversation
Beagle.exe+Has+Crashed
Beagle.exe Has Crashed
When+mom+adds+you+on+Snapchat
When mom adds you on Snapchat
President+Obama%26%238217%3Bs+Joke-Filled+Speech
President Obama’s Joke-Filled Speech
Wise+words+from+the+Internet
Wise words from the Internet
Two+Types+Of+Computer+Users
Two Types Of Computer Users
These+backpacks+for+cows+collect+the+methane+from+their+farts+and+store+it+for+energy
These backpacks for cows collect the methane from their farts and store it for energy
Every+Year+During+Earth+Day
Every Year During Earth Day
This+Is+How+Parents+Save+Money
This Is How Parents Save Money