Accurate.

Accurate.

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

just one?

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

you will pay for your betrayal

you will pay for your betrayal

how not to tell someone their std test results

how not to tell someone their std test results