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John Hodgman explains to Jon Stewart why he wants to buy the LA Clippers

John Hodgman explains to Jon Stewart why he wants to buy the LA Clippers
We are chemicals.
We are chemicals.
Bubba GUUUUUUMP
Bubba GUUUUUUMP
Nail Hacks
Nail Hacks
Crisis at the wall.
Crisis at the wall.
THEY MUST BE HEFTY, circa 1931
THEY MUST BE HEFTY, circa 1931
*smirk*
*smirk*
CRONCH
CRONCH
You are constantly a polar bear snack.
You are constantly a polar bear snack.
Tax season is here…
Tax season is here…
Shrek is bling.
Shrek is bling.
Pope-pourri
Pope-pourri
Won’t somebody please think of the mimes?!
Won’t somebody please think of the mimes?!
Beware the Crocheted Saturn
Beware the Crocheted Saturn
Your time starts… now!
Your time starts… now!
I thought we were buds, bud.
I thought we were buds, bud.
Book+%26%238217%3Bem%2C+Doggo.
Book ’em, Doggo.
OCD+can+be+a+part+of+a+nutritional+breakfast.
OCD can be a part of a nutritional breakfast.
I%26%238217%3Bm+surrounded+by+imbeciles%26%238230%3B+send+help.
I’m surrounded by imbeciles… send help.
4.500+year+old+Egyptian+sun+dress
4.500 year old Egyptian sun dress
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+bit+of+a+mess%26%238230%3B
I’m a bit of a mess…
I+reject+your+nature
I reject your nature
Nothing+to+see+here%26%238230%3B
Nothing to see here…
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+crazy%2C+it+just+might+work%26%238230%3B
It’s so crazy, it just might work…
A+gaggle+of+banana%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3B
A gaggle of banana’s…
Destroy+the+ring%2C+we+must.
Destroy the ring, we must.
Vanta+child%26%238230%3B
Vanta child…
My+father+is+Ted+Cruz.
My father is Ted Cruz.