% Feeling Lucky? %

Without a male with which to mate…

Without a male with which to mate...
This should be a reality tv show.
This should be a reality tv show.
#phelfie
#phelfie
Dat pitch.
Dat pitch.
Do we still shoot?
Do we still shoot?
3D printed cat.
3D printed cat.
Triple kick.
Triple kick.
Too true!
Too true!
Arguing with a two year old.
Arguing with a two year old.
yvaN eht nioJ
yvaN eht nioJ
D-list X-Men
D-list X-Men
The Inebriator
The Inebriator
I keep a box of office things in my car so if I get pulled over, I can tell the cop I am having a bad day
I keep a box of office things in my car so if I get pulled over, I can tell the cop I am having a bad day
Sweet mother of Oreos…
Sweet mother of Oreos…
God dammit Trebek!
God dammit Trebek!
Life pro tips.
Life pro tips.
What+to+do+with+your+candy+this+year
What to do with your candy this year
IIi+Pika%26%238217%3Bs+are+just+plain+adorable.
IIi Pika’s are just plain adorable.
Hisssss%26%238230%3B.
Hisssss….
Coming+in+hot%21
Coming in hot!
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bm+definitely+going+to+bite+you
I’m definitely going to bite you
I+just+wanted+to+make+you+proud+of+me%26%238230%3B
I just wanted to make you proud of me…
The+way+Portia+is+looking+at+Ellen%26%238230%3B
The way Portia is looking at Ellen…
We+were+asked+to+leave%26%238230%3B
We were asked to leave…
Remember+that+one+time+Steve+Irwin+chased+and+caught+an+emu+with+his+bare+hands%3F
Remember that one time Steve Irwin chased and caught an emu with his bare hands?
I%26%238217%3Bmma+get+you%26%238230%3B
I’mma get you…
I+could+work+here
I could work here
CAH+being+brutally+honest+and+accurate.
CAH being brutally honest and accurate.