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Punched up the fuckline.

Punched up the fuckline.
stunned by her beauty
stunned by her beauty
duck you
duck you
the devil’s pet
the devil’s pet
it’s an elerfly
it’s an elerfly
be excellent to each other
be excellent to each other
based on a true story
based on a true story
commandough
commandough
modern parenting problems
modern parenting problems
my spirit animal
my spirit animal
calculated mediocrity
calculated mediocrity
joining the club
joining the club
welcome to the chair
welcome to the chair
love your eggs
love your eggs
tattoo payment
tattoo payment
product works, unfortunately
product works, unfortunately
Great+Thunberg+circa+1899+before+she+time+traveled+to+the+future.
Great Thunberg circa 1899 before she time traveled to the future.
Well+that+inflated+quickly%26%238230%3B
Well that inflated quickly…
%26%238217%3Btis+the+season+to+stir+the+pot.
’tis the season to stir the pot.
Got+dam+wippersnapper%21
Got dam wippersnapper!
Join the conversation
The+boar+you+know.
The boar you know.
DEVICE+BAD
DEVICE BAD
You+won%26%238217%3Bt+believe+what+time+it+is.
You won’t believe what time it is.
%26%238230%3Bpaying+your+taxes+has+been+optional+this+whole+time%3F
…paying your taxes has been optional this whole time?
Cursed+tea+party.
Cursed tea party.
Words.
Words.
Is+it+me+you%26%238217%3Bre+lookin%26%238217%3B+for%3F
Is it me you’re lookin’ for?
%26%238230%3Bbecause+you%26%238217%3Bve+purged+everything+of+value+in+my+life+away%26%238230%3B
…because you’ve purged everything of value in my life away…