% Feeling Lucky? %

Should I sleep or should I shower?

Should I sleep or should I shower?
Hyyyyuck.
Hyyyyuck.
Consent is good practice.
Consent is good practice.
Why do I even try…
Why do I even try…
SnooooooooooooOOOOOOOP
SnooooooooooooOOOOOOOP
Bzzzzzzzap.
Bzzzzzzzap.
I divorce you.
I divorce you.
Stay safe out there, Nigeria.
Stay safe out there, Nigeria.
What more do you want from me, father?
What more do you want from me, father?
Pick two.
Pick two.
Toddlers are pretty OK at putting groceries away.
Toddlers are pretty OK at putting groceries away.
Start the paperwork, Ms. Daily.
Start the paperwork, Ms. Daily.
Proper frolic form, 10/10.
Proper frolic form, 10/10.
I’ll take ten.
I’ll take ten.
The moon is a goldfish.
The moon is a goldfish.
The physics check out.
The physics check out.