Do you smoke?
now your kids can suffer just like you!
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
try saying that five times fast!
not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need
700 years old and still standing
they’ll definitely grow back
they really hate the moon
once you see it, you can’t unsee it
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
he’s lived through every injury
daytime whiskey is the best whiskey
he finally got to have fun at his job
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
As we go into this holiday season..
Black Friday Shopping
Feast my doggo, feast!
I want cake…
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It’s just a prank, bro
I used to work retail. The apologies meant nothing to me.
Charlie Brown had Franklin sitting alone on his own side of the table for Thanksgiving in a lawn chair.
A Helping hand
And now my day after Thanksgiving Day diet begins…
If You’re Very, Very Stupid…
This is no gift.