It was a sad day…
An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930
it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald
boba fett is actually pinocchio
a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast
am i phobos the moon of mars?
You know you’re an elder millenial if…
who wore it better?
luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest
was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?
how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you
70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock
that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger
don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it
a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog