Stephen Colbert proves that believing Michelle Backman is detrimental to your health!

Stephen Colbert proves that believing Michelle Backman is detrimental to your health!

PSA: It is important to walk your flop-eared good boys, too.

PSA: It is important to walk your flop-eared good boys, too.

OK but what if I already planned my spring break

OK but what if I already planned my spring break

Here’s one industry that will shine bright like a diamond…

Here’s one industry that will shine bright like a diamond…

You just need to find the balance between work and play, Jack.

You just need to find the balance between work and play, Jack.

Kitty, black.

A soldier makes plans.

A soldier makes plans.

Choose your weapon wisely.

Choose your weapon wisely.

Friendly reminder to play the piano for your kijje. – Anthony Hopkins, probably.

Friendly reminder to play the piano for your kijje. – Anthony Hopkins, probably.

Never stop pooping.

Never stop pooping.

Excuse me, do you have a permit to Carrie?

Excuse me, do you have a permit to Carrie?

The Norwegian prime minister held a press conference for the children.

The Norwegian prime minister held a press conference for the children.

Displaced, suddenly.

Displaced, suddenly.

The fat controller cares.

The fat controller cares.

Those aren’t her eyes, bud.

Those aren’t her eyes, bud.

Indubitably, Mr, Bond, James Bond.

Indubitably, Mr, Bond, James Bond.