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wasted gems

wasted gems
The thing about daddy issues…
The thing about daddy issues…
Horses are not great at jokes. Of course.
Horses are not great at jokes. Of course.
Bread is Art
Bread is Art
Dammit, bobby.
Dammit, bobby.
The polarity involved with opening the country…
The polarity involved with opening the country…
A horse plays frisbee, of course. Of course.
A horse plays frisbee, of course. Of course.
Sometimes you just thud the dog…
Sometimes you just thud the dog…
How Black Holes are Created, basically.
How Black Holes are Created, basically.
Former Chicago Resident
Former Chicago Resident
Brutal bread baking.
Brutal bread baking.
Sometimes your timing is just off.
Sometimes your timing is just off.
The physics of bee flying is chaos.
The physics of bee flying is chaos.
Some grocery store owners showing their gratitude.
Some grocery store owners showing their gratitude.
Tapping won’t get your venti frap to you any faster, Deborah.
Tapping won’t get your venti frap to you any faster, Deborah.
I would buy this dishwasher.
I would buy this dishwasher.
Words.
Words.
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
Join the conversation
McHitler.
McHitler.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.