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wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that's hard to read. am i drunk?
Works about a quarter of the time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Do you even floss…?
Do you even floss…?
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
Somebody needs to visit their Dear Auntie.
Somebody needs to visit their Dear Auntie.
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
We’ve made a huge misteak in the name of wellness.
We’ve made a huge misteak in the name of wellness.
Snipper no snipping!
Snipper no snipping!
War continues to be hell.
War continues to be hell.
The taters were fecking RAWWW
The taters were fecking RAWWW
Care for pre-toad.
Care for pre-toad.
I’ve seen this Futurama episode…
I’ve seen this Futurama episode…
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Yeehaw indeed, buckaroo.
Yeehaw indeed, buckaroo.
The transition is complete…
The transition is complete…
Delete the interwebs!
Delete the interwebs!
How+to+evict+yourself+from+the+planet.
How to evict yourself from the planet.
Humans+being+good.
Humans being good.
A+pirates+life+for+me.
A pirates life for me.
Elephants+thing+you%26%238217%3Bre+cute%2C+at+least%26%238230%3B
Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…
Join the conversation
Yeah%2C+we+not+giving+that+back%26%238230%3B+but+you+can+borrow+it.
Yeah, we not giving that back… but you can borrow it.
%26%238216%3BExcuse+me%2C+sir.%26%238217%3B
‘Excuse me, sir.’
Just+a+few+more+days%26%238230%3B
Just a few more days…
%26%238216%3BTee+hee+hee+they+have+no+idea%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Alien%2C+probably
‘Tee hee hee they have no idea’ – Alien, probably
My+boss+won%26%238217%3Bt+believe+why+I%26%238217%3Bm+late.
My boss won’t believe why I’m late.
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+lovely+name%2C+is+it+biblical%3F
That’s a lovely name, is it biblical?
Got+a+souvenir+from+the+museum%26%238230%3B+%23dadjokes
Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes
I+can+only+take+so+much+prodding%26%238230%3B
I can only take so much prodding…