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The bread of life*

The bread of life*
Geneception
Geneception
2016: ¯\_(-_-)_/
2016: ¯\_(-_-)_/
A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.
A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.
Statistically…
Statistically…
The Miami Zoo’s flamingoes’ temporary shelter during Hurricane Andrew 20 years ago today
The Miami Zoo’s flamingoes’ temporary shelter during Hurricane Andrew 20 years ago today
Kenneth, a word?
Kenneth, a word?
You will be okey buddy…
You will be okey buddy…
No country for me
No country for me
"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."
"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."
Got the cold foot
Got the cold foot
That paw though
That paw though
I can’t believe I’ve done this.
I can’t believe I’ve done this.
As an American watching British television
As an American watching British television
I’m working with idiots
I’m working with idiots
The perfect crime!
The perfect crime!
Corn+bread%26%238211%3B+just+add+grassfed+butter.
Corn bread– just add grassfed butter.
Suck+it%2C+Trebek.++RIP+in+Peace.
Suck it, Trebek. RIP in Peace.
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+the+secret+sauce+of+life.
And that’s the secret sauce of life.
Roll+me+over+and+pour+the+milk%2C+please.
Roll me over and pour the milk, please.
Join the conversation
Seymour+Asses+would+have+been+there%26%238230%3B
Seymour Asses would have been there…
Yay+humans%26%238230%3B%3F
Yay humans…?
Boeing+737+Cockpit%2C+a+guide.
Boeing 737 Cockpit, a guide.
%2Arings+dinner+bell%2A
*rings dinner bell*
Fix+a+birb+a+day+and+they+never+go+away.
Fix a birb a day and they never go away.
%2Ayawn%2A
*yawn*
%C3%B0%C5%B8%C2%90%E2%80%A6%C3%B0%C5%B8%C2%90%E2%80%A2+gatos+be+gaiting.
🐅🐕 gatos be gaiting.
Let%26%238217%3Bs+get+it%2C+boys%21
Let’s get it, boys!