West Germany had the best Bismuth.

West Germany had the best Bismuth.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

I… I guess thanks?

I… I guess thanks?

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

Astronauts playing with their food

Astronauts playing with their food

Ultimate noms.

The price is savage

The price is savage

You just lost the game.

You just lost the game.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in non-lunchable form.

$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in non-lunchable form.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Horlp may.