Anchor chains are HUGE

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

inflatable baby prison

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

every color means go to a cyclist

this description is way too accurate

reason #1 is pretty obvious

all is not well in waffleville

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

the insurance mafia

you’re*

turtle burglar

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

keep laughing see what happens

google ain’t no snitch