Scottish tweets

Scottish tweets

Coolest sleep he’s ever had

Coolest sleep he’s ever had

“fear me, i’m denim”

“fear me, i’m denim”

People who laugh before it loads

People who laugh before it loads

try our seasonal pudduccino….now offering moss milk

try our seasonal pudduccino….now offering moss milk

Sleep mode? He deleted it.

Sleep mode? He deleted it.

Wind whispered… and then slapped

Wind whispered… and then slapped

this turtle is my emotional support IT department

this turtle is my emotional support IT department

Dolly Parton Memes to Add some Sparkle!

Dolly Parton Memes to Add some Sparkle!

Please wait… forever

Please wait… forever

I brought a puppet to help explain

I brought a puppet to help explain

Scissors now in protective custody

Scissors now in protective custody

‘This better be good’ is my new voicemail

‘This better be good’ is my new voicemail

Meowgdalorian

If it doesn’t bring me peace, I didn’t hear it

If it doesn’t bring me peace, I didn’t hear it

Snake: “Guess who’s your weighted blanket now!”

Snake: “Guess who’s your weighted blanket now!”