anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

Shark Week debunked

Where do they get most of these people? Seriously?

Captain mittens!

Make your own invisible ink!

People at modern art museums…

They stole her precious.

This is Nigel Richards, World Number 1 Scrabble player. He looks exactly like you would expect the World Number 1 Scrabble player to look.

These Cats melt and slowly show their skeleton

Its a dangerous business, Frodo…

Only 90s kids will get this.

Dude, this is the last time…

I’d totally shave my legs for you, and other such cards.

The ideal place to be when zombies happen.

My first beer.

Nick Offerman’s 5 rules for being a man