Feeling Lucky?

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

Statistics on death.
Statistics on death.
I want to go to there.
I want to go to there.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Life satisfaction over time.
Life satisfaction over time.
I halp you.
I halp you.
I’m so ugly!
I’m so ugly!
Meanwhile, in Australia.
Meanwhile, in Australia.
I like your bear’d.
I like your bear’d.
Daddy, how was I born?
Daddy, how was I born?
I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework.
I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework.
Mieders alpine roller coaster.
Mieders alpine roller coaster.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater.
What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater.
May the force of typography be with you.
May the force of typography be with you.
Alternative Disney.
Alternative Disney.
Sincerely%2C+Vlad%26%238230%3B
Sincerely, Vlad…
The+one+whom+writes%26%238230%3B
The one whom writes…
I%26%238217%3Bm+in+stage+potato%2C+personally.
I’m in stage potato, personally.
Whoms+body%3F
Whoms body?
Join the conversation
the+gato+shall+lie+down+with+the+turtleboy%26%238230%3B
the gato shall lie down with the turtleboy…
The+tree+was+there+first.
The tree was there first.
The+Muppets+visit+the+set+of+Hogwarts%2C+circa+1980.
The Muppets visit the set of Hogwarts, circa 1980.
The+case+of+the+missing+bagel%26%238230%3B
The case of the missing bagel…
More+like+Jerry+Garcia%26%238230%3B
More like Jerry Garcia…
Diggy+diggy+hole%2C+bitch.
Diggy diggy hole, bitch.
You+keep+using+that+word%26%238230%3B
You keep using that word…
Splish+splash+mixing+potions+in+the+bath%26%238230%3B
Splish splash mixing potions in the bath…